Mangled Dictations

So I have this program called Dragon Speak Naturally and one day I was playing with it. I was trying to dictate my writing but if I was too far from the mic it would totally screw up what I’d said. So I decided to have some fun with it by reading parts of my book and The Arabian Nights. Chances are you won’t find this as hilarious as I did but still, I thought I would put it up here since I have nothing else to post. Enjoy these mangled dictations.

The first paragraph of the chapter “The Days Preceding” from The King’s Son:

Is the seasonal following and reading storm alone? A man that is the Lord-chair, at the bar in the room, gets short gray hair and warm weather is posthumous. He sounds quite large with a high ceiling overhead hung for beautifully crafted metal chandeliers. They each multiply flickering candles that are shining stars of life along the metal arms. Be honest. Gracefully upward the main source life, however, came from a large window and enter me bars on the outside that were as much for adornment as they were to see people out the window. It was covered with steerage rates that are usually in the gentle breeze came through and I think having records will be pulled over it. The many freestanding and woman’s kids to be let along with the unlit seasonal.

The synopsis on the back of The King’s Son:

David Ishaq suffragist and both the owner dark secret as he embarks on a journey to Satan’s kingdom called commonly eat that the princes then the question recoverable oil from a key event in the wrong hands could distribute Exendrik’s travel the kingdoms of the time of saying I will donate about life dance unit visiting his brother talk with you Keith and the unwary round but at least venture continues a more sinister plot begins to unravel for him demonstrate against time to discover the culprit behind Chuck scheme with the help of the unlikely allies for the truth is one never return

Readings from The Arabian Nights:

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